After bearing great waves of shame in my Draw Something Tell-All post, I quit playing for a couple of weeks. I just couldn’t bring myself to draw any more of my frighteningly appalling Works of Shame. …Then I attempted to play again, hoping for a miracle in the form of spontaneous artistic giftedness. That miracle […]
Parenthood 2.0: The Response
Oh look!! I finally got an answer from Tech Support regarding my Parenthood 2.0 issues and questions… Dear Motherboard, Thank you for your email to our tech support department. We will try to address all of your concerns and make suggestions for Boy Child 1.0 System Improvements. Regarding the system crashes caused by running Boy […]
Parenthood 2.0
Dear Tech Support, I recently upgraded my software to Boy Child 1.0. I’m also running Girl Child 5.0 and was previously running Boy Child 0.11 without incident, but upgrading to 1.0 seems to be causing some conflicts. Boy Child 1.0 is constantly overrunning Girl Child 5.0’s processes, creating both programs to either freeze up or […]
A Dissolution of Moral Fibers.
You know how when you first walk into the Monkey House at the Zoo, you say “Oh, it smells TERRIBLE in here!!”, then you stay a little longer, and say “Well, it’s not so bad…”, and by the time you leave, you can’t smell it at all? You, my friend, have been living in the […]
Green With Mystery.
Things have been very amiss around here this week. Food disappearing and/or being spread around the house in the form of sticky crumbs… Stuff being mysteriously moved around and hidden deeply in toy boxes… Messes and chaos overwhelming the house until the house itself cannot even be seen… One might conclude that this is due […]
The Presidenim Election.
I have a list of subjects that I refuse to blog about, and my political leanings are very near the top of that document, right behind – oh wait – blogging about the contents of the list is on the list. However, I find myself at a place in time where I absolutely MUST make […]
The Young and the Hungry.
Hi! Noah here. So. Since I last blogged, everyone has been all over my case about eating healthy. You know, organic and well-balanced and stuff. Personally, I find this fairly offensive. I mean, if you can’t live without food guilt when you can count your age on one finger, when can you enjoy your life? […]
Pop-Up Pageant.
So I know that The Miss America Pageant was two weeks ago. I’ve been busy – what can I say? Plus, I just got the opportunity to re-watch parts of the pageant with Ali for our annual viewing party of “The Princesses of the States”. And really, The Pageant is like a Pixar movie – […]
SurveyMommy.
I went on a second date the other day. It was nerve-wracking, because we had been hooked up over one of those internet sites for months – you know the type I’m talking about? No, not a dating site – geez, people. One of those Mommy blog things. Anyway, so blind dates are scary enough, […]