Unprepared Preparedness

Disclaimer: More-Serious-Than-Usual Post to follow. I am going to earn the title of Mom of Two Kids ANY DAY NOW. And I am totally unprepared. My house is a wreck (because I’m unwieldy and exhausted and constantly contracting and therefore don’t feel like doing anything), thank you notes are not written, Christmas presents, although bought,...

GestationLand!!!

Welcome to the final stretch of your stay in GestationLand!!! Requiring a nine-month stay, GestationLand is a theme park that may get you treated like a Princess, but guarantees that you won’t feel like one!! By this time, you’ve already ridden on many of the thrill rides that the park has to offer, including: The...

Guess Noah’s Landing!

What’s the fun in the unexpectedness of a baby arrival without a good, legal “guessing” pool to go with it? Especially since we have long-standing family tradition over here of letting our children be involved in gambling activities. (Waiting for the State Bingo Lynch Mob to knock down my door and raid my house and...