A Compromise of Morals.

I swore that I would never do it. Besides the commercials being completely and absolutely disturbing, They were voted, by you, to be Mom Jeans. And they are – Mom Jeans for Babies. The washed denim – horrifically 80’s. The Pocket Placement – deplorably Bill Blass-esque. (If your pocket gets lost in a wedgie, you...

Mommy Benefits Package.

United Mommy’s Union (UMU) New Policies and Announcements August 2011 Dear UMU Members, I hope that you have all had a wonderful summer full of perfectly behaved children who spent their days idyllically reveling in their summer vacations, but are now thrilled to be back in school and studying up a frenzy.  Right? We realize...

Ambassadors for Honesty About Parenthood.

She was standing, staring listlessly at the merchandise on the children’s medicine aisle at CVS. As I searched for Ali’s Ibuprofen, she turned to me and asked, “How do you know what to buy?  I mean, there are so many options.  It’s just overwhelming!” I looked into her eyes for the first time.  She looked...