Hi! Noah here. SO. I heard you heard I was sick. It was a dark time in my life. I was so ill that there was very little that I wanted in the universe. You would think that would make me considered low-maintenance, right? But no – The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy picked that […]
They Say It’s My Birthday.
Hi internet people! Noah here. So today, I’m this thing that they call two. And apparently, I’m supposed to be happy about it. But here’s the thing: I believe that I’ve been treated unfairly. Birthdays are a big deal. Just ask The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy who insists that her own is to be […]
The Dark Side of Education.
Hi! Noah Here. So. A lot of people have been asking The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy how I’ve been coping while she and Ali do school. Dear Lot of People, You know I’m human too, right? If you have a question, just ask me? Rude. But despite your going behind my back in your […]
If You Give a Blogger a Baby.
A guest soliloquy, by Noah. If you are born to a blogger, chances are, she’ll be a total techy geek. If she is a total techy geek, then she’s likely to encourage her children to be total techy geeks as well. If she encourages her children to be techy geeks, then your older sister will […]
She Left Me.
Hi there! Noah here. Hold on a minute. Let me get my camera adjusted right. Okay. That’s better. So I have some really sad news. The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy left me. And even worse than that?? She Took The Daddy with her. It’s really a bummer, because I’ve really gotten to where I […]
On Being Male.
Hi! Noah Here. So I guess you’ve been missing my guest posts, right? Right?? Well, I’ve been busy. Busy trodding down a path of an existential proportions, contemplating the meaning of life…as a boy. I’ve largely had to figure it out on my own, since The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali doesn’t even know the […]
Where Eggs Come From.
Hi, Noah here. I really don’t have time to blog right now, because I’m busy preparing for Easter. Looking at Pinterest on The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s iPhone has me feeling all sorts of angst over her lack of holiday decorating skills, so I’ve decided to set off on doing it myself. What. You […]
The Young and the Hungry.
Hi! Noah here. So. Since I last blogged, everyone has been all over my case about eating healthy. You know, organic and well-balanced and stuff. Personally, I find this fairly offensive. I mean, if you can’t live without food guilt when you can count your age on one finger, when can you enjoy your life? […]
Uno.
Hi there, Noah here. So The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy claims that she was already too mushy about me last week, and I’m only entitled to one mushy post per diaper size. So, says she, if I wanted a birthday post, I was going to have to jolly well write it myself. Typical – […]