Hi, Noah here.
I really don’t have time to blog right now, because I’m busy preparing for Easter.
Looking at Pinterest on The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s iPhone has me feeling all sorts of angst over her lack of holiday decorating skills, so I’ve decided to set off on doing it myself.
What. You don’t think I did all of this??
I see that doubt in your eyes.
And I’m disgusted by it.
But you know what’s even more impressive than my ability to draw eggs?
Oh yes – there’s more.
The fact that I didn’t use my hands – I used my butt.
So when you can draw dots, stripes, plaid, and chevrons with your backside, we’ll talk again.