Chris and The Sister Wife (also known as his new car) have complicated our week rather significantly with quite a bit of confusion and delay. The full story will be forthcoming..as soon as it reaches some sort of closure. In the meantime, as penance, I have made Chris guest post for me about an exploit […]
A Serial Monogamist.
If you’re friends with Chris or I on Facebook or Twitter, you might have noticed that, a few days ago, he made an interesting, and perhaps impractical decision. A decision that, although I did predict that it would happen a year ago, might make me feel a bit self-conscious about the conclusions of frivolosity that […]
On Being Male.
Hi! Noah Here. So I guess you’ve been missing my guest posts, right? Right?? Well, I’ve been busy. Busy trodding down a path of an existential proportions, contemplating the meaning of life…as a boy. I’ve largely had to figure it out on my own, since The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali doesn’t even know the […]
Where Eggs Come From.
Hi, Noah here. I really don’t have time to blog right now, because I’m busy preparing for Easter. Looking at Pinterest on The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s iPhone has me feeling all sorts of angst over her lack of holiday decorating skills, so I’ve decided to set off on doing it myself. What. You […]
Confessions of a Smockaholic.
The other night, I was hanging out on Facebook when I noticed one of my blog readers, Leslie, engaging in some questionable activity. I began delving into this dark counterculture in which she was immersing herself, and was fascinated at the depth, the popularity, and the entire dialect of the people group that are… Smockaholics. […]
The Young and the Hungry.
Hi! Noah here. So. Since I last blogged, everyone has been all over my case about eating healthy. You know, organic and well-balanced and stuff. Personally, I find this fairly offensive. I mean, if you can’t live without food guilt when you can count your age on one finger, when can you enjoy your life? […]
13.1
Chris here, guest blogging. I suppose at this point I should take the title “Contributing Editor” or something significant like that. Anyway, my blog post. I definitely had icicles in my moustache at one point. And I may or may not currently have diaper rash from excessive sweatage. But I’m glad I did it. It […]
Jealousy.
Hi, virtual people! Noah here! So I just found out that The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali guest blogged yesterday. And let me tell you – my first reaction was not happiness on her behalf. I’M the guest blogging kid around here – not her!! And besides that, I had just pitched an awesome blog […]
The Art of Storytelling.
Ali has begun filling all of our car rides with long, meandering stories with intensely complicated and slightly psychedelic plots, characters popping in and out with no introduction, and with endless subplots with no resolve. She has graciously offered to guest blog one of these high quality stories, with the stipulation that I do the […]
Baby v. Food
Hi! Noah Here. And welcome to Baby v. Food! I’m a food fanatic who’s only been eating for about two months, but I haven’t yet met anything I didn’t like to eat – food or otherwise. Now I’m on a mouthwatering journey to pig out as often as possible, and take on the Mommy’s most […]