Hi, virtual people! Noah here!

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So I just found out that The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali guest blogged yesterday.

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And let me tell you – my first reaction was not happiness on her behalf.

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I’M the guest blogging kid around here – not her!!

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And besides that, I had just pitched an awesome blog idea to The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy last week, and she flat turned me down.

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Shock and horror doesn’t begin to describe my emotions over her rejection.

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I mean, which of you readers WOULDN’T have wanted to see a graph showing how my Uncontrollable Ninja Poos compared in strength next to Bruce Lee, The Karate Kid, and Kung Fu Panda?!?

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I told you it was awesome.

But can you believe that all she gave me was a condescending, “Maybe next time, honey…”

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And then I read Ali’s guest post.

(Of course I can read.  Whaddya think I am, a baby??)

I mean – how can a ridiculously confusing diatribe of Princesses and Fairies sitting on moons be anywhere NEAR as interesting as my uncontainable nuclear bowels??

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So yes – I’m mad.

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And I’m disappointed in The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy – I really thought she had better taste than that.

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But don’t you worry about me – because I’m also busy plotting my tasty revenge.

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I’ve watched enough Phineas and Ferb to know The Facts of Life: the little brother ALWAYS comes out ahead.

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I’ve perfected my plan, so now all I have left to do is practice my simpering looks of innocence when I am inevitably accused of my crimes.

“Who, me??”

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“Oh – you think I could do something like that?”

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“Seriously?? I’m shocked at the mere suggestion that I have the bodily coordination and cognitive wherewithal to dunk every last one of your precious princesses in the toilet!!”

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Oh yes, dear Ali.  I AM THAT BROTHER.

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Just call me Nemesis.

13 thoughts on “Jealousy.

  1. Love that you can get that many great photos in one photo shoot. AND the outfit is adorable :) I dig camo and that it is made up of helicopters.

  2. I’m noticing something about the little siblings… they’re ridiculously adorable while simultaneously screaming “here comes trouble!!”

  3. I have been without a computer for a couple of days (nasty virus Mark can hopefully get cured soon) and I’ve missed your posts. He is so adorable Rachel!

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