Somewhat Belated Easter Pictures. . .

It was a busy Easter weekend for us this year, so we didn’t get to dye eggs and some other fun Easter traditions. But we did get to take Ali into the Good Friday Service, and she really enjoyed it. I have literally never seen her sit so still for so long – she was motionless for half an hour!! Of course, the fact that Ashley was singing had a LOT to do with it – she loved it!

It ALMOST tempted me to take her in to the Sunday Easter service,

but didn’t.

The nursery is a fine place on Easter Sunday for two year olds.

But here are the few pics I did manage to get of Easter:

On Saturday, Ali was checking out Isaac’s way-cool Thomas bike. Little did she know she was getting her own (tricycle) the next day. . .
The Easter basket:

The happy recipient:

The dress (she had some wild hair for Easter Sunday):

And. . . the Tricycle (We forgot to get her one for Christmas, so Easter was the next best excuse):

And the VERY happy recipient:

The Chocolate Truffle Cheesecake, fittingly decorated like an Easter Egg:
Of which the whole fam (including Ali) was a very happy recipient. As was I. But can I be a happy recipient if I made it?

Do you have an Easter Pic post or album? If so, link it up here so I (and everyone else) can go see them!!

Early Monday Mornings

So. I’m going to do a miniseries.

Yes.

Doesn’t the word “miniseries” immediately make you think of cheesy Sunday night television on ABC and CBS? Yes, well, I’ll try not to make it cheesy, and it will be on Monday mornings instead of Sunday night. So we’ll see if that helps.

You see, it’s going to be all about Mister Early.

And, if you’ve never met him, Mister Early is our family ghost. Or at least he used to be.

And yes. This IS a true story.

I know, I know. Ghosts. Sounds flaky. Being that I’m a pretty black and white person, it goes somewhat against my nature to believe in ghosts. However, I always have to a certain degree, thanks to Mister Early.

My Grandparents (My Dad’s Parents) lived in a suburb of Birmingham – Homewood – in a very historical neighborhood called Hollywood. It’s the kind of neighborhood where the houses were built like castles in the early 1900’s (I’ll definitely have pictures later in the series), and sell for half a million to over a million dollars nowadays. However, my Grandparents bought their modest-for-the-neighborhood house in 1970 for $20,000, and lived in it until they died in 2006 and 2007.

They bought the house and all of it’s furnishings from the estate of the Early family. The Earlys built the house in 1927 and lived in it until the last one died in the house, which was a man who has become legendary in our family, Mister Early.

As soon as Grandmother and Granddad moved in, the odd happenings started. They were frequent, and very strange, so Grandmother quickly attributed them to a ghost, and decided that it must be Mister Early, since he was the last one to die in the house. A lot of their run-ins with him had to do with the house’s original furnishings and build. If they were being moved or tampered with, something strange would happen.

I wish that I had gotten Grandmother to tell me everything that she remembered about Mister Early (the ghost) before she died in 2007, but I didn’t. However, I am going to be collecting stories from the family, as pretty much everyone in our very large family (except for me, ironically enough) has had some sort of direct experience with him.

I’m curious of your thoughts on ghosts, and will also be curious if they are changed any by the end of this miniseries. I am certainly not encouraging belief in ghosts, just sharing our family stories.

To start the series off, I am going to share an article from The Birmingham News where my Grandmother was interviewed about our strange family visitor.

HOLLYWOOD’S GHOSTLY GUEST IMPISH GHOST HAUNTS HOMEWOOD HOUSE

Author: Maggie Hall Walsh News staff writer

“There’s no fear. He’s just accepted. He’s here and that’s it.” – Margaret Z.

Mysterious footsteps in the night.

Items that randomly disappear and reappear later.

A strange voice calling out a woman’s name.

It sounds like a script from a Hollywood horror flick, but it is just another day in the life of Margaret Z. The only Hollywood connection is the Z’s living in the Hollywood section of Homewood.

Mrs. Z and her husband, James, have lived in a small, English Tudor home on Le Jeune Way for 24 years. Their four children are grown, they now have grandchildren and great-grandchildren and they are the only two people who live in the house, but they contend they have a constant house guest – the ghost of the man who lived and died in the house before they moved in.

“I talk to him all the time and none of my friends really think I’m crazy,” said Mrs. Z, who retired from working in communications with the Birmingham Police Department after 23 years of service.

“There are just too many unexplained things that go on around here to not believe it,” she said.

They call the ghost Mr. Early, after the man who built and lived in the house with his wife and sister-in-law for about 28 years. By the Z’s accounts, he is a mischievous character.

Mrs. Z readily lists several unexplained shenanigans attributed to Early. One of her favorite involves an oil painting left in the house, along with most of Early’s furniture and several personal items, when his nephew sold the house to the Z family.

“There was a picture of the sea that looked like it was painted from the bow of a ship left in a closet that I use almost every day,” Mrs. Z explained. “Last summer, I went to get it to show it to some of my grandchildren but it wasn’t there.

“In its place was another, much larger oil painting that was unfinished that none of us had ever seen before. I had cold chills up and down my neck. I just don’t know where it could have come from.”

The painting that was left shows a house on the edge of a cotton field. “We have tried to find out where it came from, but it is unsigned so we haven’t been able to find out anything about it,” she said.

The ship painting has never been found.

The ghost of Early has been seen only twice, once by a 3-year-old granddaughter and once by a neighbor and a friend out on an afternoon stroll, Mrs. Z said. “My grandbaby was sitting on the floor in the living room and she looked up and said to her mother, “Mommy, who is that old man?’ A second later she asked her mother, “Now, where did he go?’ ” Mrs. Z said. “The other time was when a minister neighbor and his friend, who was a professor, walked by our house. Our friend said he saw an elderly man sitting on the front steps and he did a double take and the man was gone.”

She really became convinced that something strange was happening when her son and daughter-in-law brought their dog to the house. “He would lie in the arch between the living room and the dining area but he could not be coaxed to the back of the house,” she said. “The hair on his neck would stand straight up and he would not budge.”

“When one of my daughters was young, I was sewing a red dress for her,” Mrs. Z recalls. “I didn’t have a zipper so I folded up the dress and left it to the side until I bought a zipper. A couple of weeks later, I was at the machine mending something and I unfolded the dress and found a zipper exactly the right size and color for the dress. It was an old metal zipper that you couldn’t even buy anymore.”

There was the pencil drawing made from her high school picture that twice crashed off a large floormodel television set and now will not hang straight on the wall, no matter how many times she straightens it. And her husband’s tools disappear, then are found – hours, sometimes weeks, later.

Just last week, there was a mysterious cry, Mrs. Z said.

“I try to keep the house as close to original as possible, but we had to have some sheetrock work done in the front bathroom,” Mrs. Z said. “I was out in the back and I heard my name being called. I thought it was the workman. He said “Margaret,’ very loudly, twice. I went inside to ask what he wanted and he said he hadn’t called me and didn’t hear any other male voice. “It was then that I noticed he was tearing the plaster out of the wall. I told the workman I hadn’t intended for him to tear out the plaster. It was like he (Early) was calling me in to see what the workman was doing.”

Although Early has been blamed for the fall of a large crystal chandelier that narrowly missed their then 14-year-old daughter and the sudden opening of a glass cupboard door that sent a stack of bowls crashing to the floor, Mrs. Z said they are not afraid of the ghost or his intentions.

“There’s no fear. He’s just accepted. He’s here and that’s it,” she said. “I think he’s a friendly fellow. He just wants us to know he’s still here and not to forget him . . . . All this may sound crazy to y’all, but these things happen.”

So you can now consider yourself formally introduced to Mister Early. He’ll I’ll be back next week to tell you more of his stories.

My Day as a STAY AT HOME Mom. And Other Randomness.

Several of my friends have been discussing the virtues of actually staying HOME, hosted by Rachel G.

I have to admit, I don’t stay home all day very often.

Actually, pretty much NEVER.

But yesterday, we were getting our carpets cleaned (Ali was very relieved and excited that we were getting her “food” (aka puke) out of the carpet), and so Ali and I had to be home all morning. By the time he finished, we didn’t have the time, need, or energy to go anywhere.

And you know, although I (and Ali) really like getting out of the house at some point every day, in a somewhat “I really should do this more often because it needs to be done” sort of way, I kind of enjoyed it.

For instance,

I had time to clean out my pantry, which needed to be done desperately.

I would show you a before picture, but it was really too bad to photograph and share.

And, what’s the point of cleaning up if I’m just going to show the world my mess??

But, being that I DO care about you, my blog readers, to give you a hint of how bad the pantry was, here’s the pile of stuff that was getting thrown out:(you may notice that Ali was also cleaning out her pantry behind me, while singing “Clean up, clean up, everybody clean up. . .”)

(She was also enjoying “Eli’s seat”, which I pulled out of the pantry, and insisted in eating lunch in it, with the tray, on the floor. It’s amazing what things are fun when they think of the idea and miserable if suggested by Mommy, isn’t it?)

And here’s the “after” shot (I actually have a walk-in pantry again!!):
And here’s all the garbage after being bagged up:
Among other out-of-date items found, I had a whole 8-pack of canned corn with an expiration of 7/31/07:
Which is completely inexcusable and inexplicable, since we moved into this house in AUGUST of ’07. I must have thought that a few days wouldn’t hurt, and planned on eating a LOT of corn really quickly.

Turns out, we apparently didn’t eat any of it.

Back to staying at home.

It also gave Ali time to do some interesting things, like find my roll of 100 stamps and decide that they must be her stickers.

(After she got bored with cleaning out her pantry.)

(Apparently, my pantry was messier than hers.)

With the amount of postage she had on her, I could have mailed her to China.

So I now have a pile of very UN-sticky stamps.

Then, she got quite a bit more constructive and actually started spelling words with her letters on the fridge. Well, as best as she could, what with one magnet per letter. She put up “PO” and announced excitedly, “It says P-O-P Pop, Mommy!!!”.

After that, she put up “AEIHUST” and announced just as excitedly, “It says Gramamma, Mommy!!”

We also had time to make things with her marbles:We play with these a lot to practice sorting colors and counting, but yesterday I upped our game and used them to make letters and shapes of things. I tried this because I have noticed an interesting Ali-phenomenon: even though she refuses to try to write letters most of the time, she is always forming letters with a piece of string, food, her legs, etc.

I would love to know what that says about her personality type or which side of the brain she is using. I’m sure that SOMEONE out there can psychoanalyze this quirk.

Oh, and excited as Ali was about getting the carpets cleaned, she WASN’T so excited about wearing these “silly shoes” to be allowed to walk on it:So.

That was our day.

At home.

And although we really enjoyed it, we were both very excited when Daddy got home and took us to dinner and then to the Good Friday Service at church (which was awesome – WOW I am continually amazed at how mindblowingly beautiful Ashley’s (AJ’s Mom’s) voice is. You really must buy some of her music. Or at least listen to it. Immediately.).

Back to unimportant stuff. At dinner, I just had to take a picture of this amazing makeup job to share with you:I mean. Wow. Now I understand why some people are afraid of blush. I’M a bit afraid of it now.

Oh. And a piece of humor of locals. When we left the restaurant, I saw this bumper sticker, and it cracked me up because of how “random” the teams were compared to what we’re used to seeing:
I didn’t realize there WERE other rivals besides Alabama and Auburn. Did you?

After the Good Friday Service, Ali and AJ were playing on the stage (as usual), and my brother, who was helping tear down everything, introduced them to these wonderful things called drumsticks and cymbals:
(Sorry for the poor picture quality. I was taking the pics through their super-hip plexiglass drum shield.)

And I love this next picture, because it really shows their personalities. AJ is enjoying herself to the fullest, and Ali is totally in the geek zone and analytically studying exactly what she is doing:
But, being that she gets her geekery naturally, I know first hand that just because she’s studious doesn’t mean she’s not having fun.

Hence, why you have at least one blog post from me pretty much every day. I’m a geek and proud of it.

Dolly Parton: The All-Knowing Family Manipulator.

Instead of the silly boob jokes and twangy songs that we grew up knowing Dolly for, Ali thinks that she is the Book Fairy.

Thanks to Dolly’s Imagination Library program where she sends every child a free book every month (if you sign up for it), Ali’s life has been excited and enriched by such thrilling books such as “The Minosaur” (which I reference anytime that Ali starts getting selfish with her toys) and “The Little Engine that Could” (which my brother insists that Dolly Politically-Correct-ified by making the Little Engine a girl, but I think she was a girl when we were kids too. Can anyone help us solve this family argument?)

Ali gets so excited when a new one shows up. She squeals with delight, “Dolly Parton sent you a new book!!!”. (Yes, one day she will start saying “me” instead of “you”, and “my” instead of “your”. It may be JUNIOR HIGH, but it WILL happen).

However, the last two books we have received have been a bit less than subtle. The first one wasn’t so unusual.

“Little Sister, Big Sister”.
Makes sense. They know Ali is a girl, so they would send her a girly book. I’m sure they have the boy version that they send to boys.

I did happen to ask Ashley, who also gets the Dolly books for AJ (who would be in the same age bracket as Ali, and so therefore receiving the same books), if they had received that copy. She looked puzzled. “No, we haven’t gotten that one”.

Hm.

Dolly knows.

She knows that Ashley is pregnant like a good little Mommy and I’m not.

Dolly’s planning these attacks strategically.

THEN it got worse. Today when I opened the door, we ACTUALLY received “Little Brother, Big Brother”:

You have got to be kidding me.

Gee, Dolly – did the Grandparents put you up to this?

Come to think of it, I bet there’s some sort of Grandparent’s lobbying coalition that put her up to it.

Then again, Dolly probably IS a Grandparent.

I can hear the questions now. “Mommy, where’s MY sister?”. Or, thanks to her pronoun confusion, “Mommy, where’s YOUR sister?” “Mommy, where’s YOUR brother?”

Can’t we please just stick with “The Three Little Pigs” and “Little Red Robin Hood”?

Or, better yet, how about “The Happy Only Child”?


If you’re curious about my current position on having another baby anytime soon, read here.

Conquer The Caption: Week Four

Conquer the Caption

It’s Conquering time again!!

First to announce last week’s winner:

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“So this is how Hans Solo felt.”

Congratulations, Leanna! You really just can’t beat that.

And now for this week’s picture. . .

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Here’s how to play:
  1. Write a caption for the above picture and post it in the comments of THIS POST.
    AND/OR:
  2. Put up your OWN photo (not mine) on your own blog and link it here (using a permalink – let me know if you don’t know how) with the mister linky below. Then other people (like me) can come to your blog and write captions for YOUR photo, too!

A Giveaway for Little Girls: A Ballet DVD!!

The Prima Princessa DVD is a dream come true for little girls!!

Dancing. . . dressing up. . .music. . .pretty princesses. . .and a cartoon ballerina bringing it all together!!

Ali and I reviewed this DVD today, and she LOVED it – she excitedly told me over and over, “They’re Dancing, Mommy!!! They’re holding hands, Mommy!!”.

Although I knew she would like it, I had low expectations of being entertained myself, as we all know that children’s DVD’s can sometimes be. . . what’s a nice word. . .inane.

However, it was quite interesting – they did a great job of being entertaining to kids without being silly. It had real clips of a “Swan Lake” performance by the Paris Opera Ballet, and they explained the storyline throughout. The performance is interspersed among clips of children taking ballet lessons and little girls having fun in tutus. It is really great, and a complete hit for little girls who love ballet, princesses, dressing up, or music!

I have a copy to give away – all you need to do to enter is comment on this post. You can have a second entry if you are a follower OR a subscriber, and a third entry if you are a Twitter follower – be sure and leave the entries as separate comments!

This contest will be open until April 20th, and the winner will be announced on April 21st. Please be sure to leave an email address to contact you if I don’t have it!

Ali ADORES her copy, and I’m sure your little girl would love one as well!! Good luck!

Apparently, Basketball is My Game. Too Bad I Hate it.

I told you a few weeks ago about my efforts in coercing Ali to make a Basketball Bracket. I entered hers and my brackets into two pools – Chris’ office pool and Boomama‘s online pool.

Of course, it was very quickly apparent that Ali was going to be dead last in both groups.

However, in an extremely odd twist of fate, MY bracket was holding up pretty well.

So well, in fact, that my impressed yet skeptical husband (whose bracket was taking a sound beating from mine) asked what expert’s brackets I had used to make mine.

(For the record, he wasn’t implying that I was cheating. In fact, a lot of guys in his office use professional brackets for their entries. It is standard operating procedures.)

However, I was so happy that I was able to proclaim to my husband that I hadn’t used ANYONE’S brackets – I made them all by myself.

So he asked, “How did you choose? By team colors? By mascots?”

(For the record, he wasn’t being demeaning here. I know NOTHING about basketball, and in fact I pretty much loathe the sport.)

“No, dear. I just chose them based on what little I knew about them, remembering what teams I had heard had been good in previous years, and taking their seeded positions into account.”

“Wow.”

(For the (third) record, I swear I am not bragging here. It was complete and utter beginner’s luck. Next year I’ll be down in the bottom with Ali, I’m sure.)

So, here’s how it went down. I won Chris’ office pool over a week before the Tournament was over. I was so far ahead that it was numerically impossible to lose. Yup, I even beat those guys that used the “expert’s” brackets.

And on Boomama’s brackets? Well, I stayed in the top 10 or so the whole tournament, and I had my 18 hours of fame when I was #1 (out of 187 people) a couple of weeks ago:
Of course, at the same time and very ironically, Ali was #187 out of 187.

However, my chosen winning team (UCONN, in honor of my friend and alumni Christie) lost in the final four, so I got soundly knocked out of the top 10 at the very end.

But that’s okay. Because Boomama’s prize was somewhat nebulous (a vague promise of “CD’s and stuff”), but Chris’ office pool was $100!!

So, little ole’ me who has never won anything in their office pools, finally won!

What did I buy with my winnings, you ask?

Why, thanks for asking!

For my exact winnings plus 9 cents of my own hard-earned money, I bought this:
(Which was 30% off)

So that I could turn this:
(my homemade juice – isn’t that one especially lovely? Strawberries and Kiwi. . .)

Into this:
(smoothies)

anytime, and not just on vacation.

AND, maybe if I get industrious, make a better verson of my homemade Tomatillo Salsa with the food processor part.

And, I’m taking pre-orders for my professional picks of next year’s March Madness starting now.

Blowoutfits


Nobody likes dealing with a blowout.

(let me take a minute to define – “Blowout: bloe-out v. – an infant or toddler’s poop that exceeds their diaper in such a way as to leach out onto EVERY item of clothing that they are wearing, along with whatever they are sitting on and eating at the time of blow. Example of such cited here”)

But after cleaning up the current mess and moving on with life, there’s always the issue of the clothing affected.

That horrible, horrible mess that is the blowoutfit.

HOPEFULLY it was just the child’s clothing and not yours as well, but, whether immediately or later (if you’re not home), it must be dealt with.

I thought that Ali was out of this stage until a couple of Sundays ago when we picked Ali up from Sunday School. I picked her up to give her a hug, and immediately noticed something missing.

“Where are her bloomers??”

Chris dug around in her diaper bag and found them in one of the dreaded produce bags that are used at our church to seal toxic waste.

But that’s not what I’m here to tell you about. HERE’S the real story:

Sometime last summer, Ali was wearing an outfit that happened to be Chris’ favorite. It was pink camo – a Daddy sort of outfit. (The picture is of the outfit, but not the day it happened. It’s just for your visual reference.)

I don’t remember all of the details, but I know that we were on a trip somewhere. Anyway, she had one of the aforementioned blowouts.

It significantly compromised both the shorts and the shirt.

Nasty bad.

Stinky.

Messy.

Miserable.

Since we were out of town and not somewhere where I could immediately clean them, I put them in a Gallon Ziploc bag that I had on hand for such an occasion, and sealed it up.

We got home, and as I was unpacking, I was reminded of her issue when I found the lucky bag.

It was late, I was tired from a long trip home, and the last thing I wanted to do was to open up that bag, now looking especially appetizing what with the stinky steam fogging up the inside of it, and clean up that now settled-in-to-stay toxic poo mess.

But I knew how much her Daddy liked her to wear that outfit, so I didn’t just throw it out, even though the temptation was high.

I set it on top of the washer and vowed to deal with it the next day.

However, sometime between that moment and “Tomorrow is another day”, the bag managed to slip down in between some things in the laundry room. And since it wasn’t exactly something that I was looking forward to making a happy memory while doing, I forgot all about it.

Fast forward from last year to LAST WEEK.

I was getting our beach towels out of the laundry room to get ready for our trip, and lo and behold, what was underneath those beach towels?

A Ziploc bag.

And, although the pink camo was in and of itself completely camouflaged by spotted mold, hairy mold, brown mold, black mold, and green mold, my mind immediately knew what it was.

Oops.

Now at this point I would normally have a grotesquely nauseating picture of the VERY SEALED Ziploc bag for you.

However, in my haste to destroy the evidence and REMOVE THAT EVIL THING FROM MY SIGHT, I threw it away before my blog-instincts kicked in.

I haven’t admitted my trespasses to Chris yet, although I have been keeping an eye out for a new Pink Camo outfit.

No luck.

Let me know if you see one. Size 2T. And preferably NOT covered in mold or poo, or moldy poo.

Random Photographical Snippets of Life.

Working on eating with a spoon. . .with something nice and sticky so it stays on.
Crazy Piggytails. . .

Flowers picked by Daddy and Ali and “creatively vased” by Daddy for Mommy:
I have no current use for those bottles anyway. . .

“Look, Mommy, I’m making an up-down V!” Upside-down, sure, but very creative:
A bit of social hour at Church. . .
When did you go from being a toddler to a kid?

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Giveaway Winners and New Giveaways, Oh My!!!

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First of all, let’s announce the winner for the Kid Dictionary Book Giveaway!! The winner is TwinHappyJen! Congratulations!!

Now, it is time for the April Reader Appreciation Giveaway!!!

As usual, there will be two prizes: one randomly chosen from one of my top 10 commenters of March, and one randomly chosen from ANYONE who comments on this post.

And the prizes this month are. . . .$10 Gift Certificates to your choice of Starbucks or Bruster’s Ice Cream!!

I’ve been craving Starbucks like crazy lately, so you must be too.

Err. . . right?

Oh. I guess not.

Well, that’s why you have the choice of Bruster’s. So there.

So, the top 10 commenters this month (I love you ladies!!!) are, in alphabetical order:

Amanda T.
AmyK
AmyG
Amy Wade (check out her amazing new blog design that she won here a couple of weeks ago!! It is TOO cute!!!)
Ann Marie
Carol (Check out her amazing adventures in England – she and her family explored STONEHENGE this week!!)
Gina
Jennifer
Kitty
Mama Hen

EVERY SINGLE ONE of you readers mean more to me than you know – your comments keep me writing and inspired!!

Remember – EVERYONE is eligible (even those entered for the top commenter prize) – Be sure to leave a comment on this post to be entered to win!! You can comment anything you like. But, if you’re needing some direction, how about commenting. . . what your favorite Starbucks or ice cream flavor is.

This giveaway closes on April 20th, and the winners will be announced on April 21st.