She was young when she committed the crime, a crime that would scar me deeply and shape who I am today. She was so young that I’m sure she didn’t realize the full breadth and consequences of her actions – no one had taught her any better, after all. Guilt subconsciously crept in and flooded […]
The Awkwardly Intense Busybody Club.
The Public and I have had a challenging time lately. It all started with the Checkout Lady at Michael’s – remember her? The only explanation that I can think of for what has happened since then is that she was so worried about my disdainful care of my infant that she called together an urgent […]
Of All the Swimsuits in All the World.
We are currently enjoying the lovely beaches of Saint Augustine, Florida. Since a majority of my day Sunday was spent on the sand cuddling a certain charming little someone, I had plenty of time to take in the sights. And there were plenty of sights, just waiting to be taken in. But the strangest sight […]
Rachel: (Dead) Plant Master.
I kill green things. Really, I kill anything of any color if it has a root system. Part of my issue is most likely a combination of laziness and a detestation of all work gardening related, but part of it is certainly just my inability to maintain life of the Chlorophyllic type. I’m pretty sure […]
Utterly Odder Parts of Life.
I ran across this anniversary card a couple of months ago when buying one from Chris. I’m pretty sure the “husband anniversary” category marker should be replaced with a “Sentiments that should never be written in gold foil” category marker. Speaking of cards, I received this card in the mail from our state’s governor, congratulating […]
How to Properly Embarrass Your Kid.
I’ve decided that we cannot homeschool after all. In fact, Ali will be attending public school as soon as possible. So that she can ride the bus. …because I really, REALLY want to be able to do what this guy did – Wave at the Bus. 170 days of school, spending less than $50 dollars […]
Gateway Cursing.
Everybody remembers their first curse word, right? I remember mine. I was probably about six years old… We were headed out to our cousin’s house. They lived in the country, with miles of trails to explore. We arrived at their house, and I saw their bikes and my brother’s bike (which he had left there […]
When Google is Your Best Friend.
When it comes to Google, I’m starting to realize that I’m horribly rude to him. I don’t make nice conversation, or ask him questions in full sentences. I just treat him like a non-sentient being, type in the most relevant search terms, and hope for the best. However, every time I look at my Google […]
The Ephod and A Godmother’s Magic.
This is what I promised my husband that Noah could wear for his baby dedication: And this is what my husband CHOSE for my son to wear for baby dedication: I’d like to give him the opportunity to explain himself. So I like to think that I’m a fairly easygoing, reasonable guy. I don’t […]
The Post that Proves I am an Idiot.
We went on a walk Tuesday night in our suburban neighborhood. As we were coming down a hill about a block from home, Ali suddenly stopped walking and silently stared at the ground in front of her. A snake! (That exclamation point was in excitement, not fear.) I happen to be completely fascinated by snakes. […]