We are currently enjoying the lovely beaches of Saint Augustine, Florida.
Since a majority of my day Sunday was spent on the sand cuddling a certain charming little someone, I had plenty of time to take in the sights.
And there were plenty of sights, just waiting to be taken in.
But the strangest sight I saw…
The strangest sight I saw wasn’t the Mom with long blond dreads (that were pretty awesome, really) who had shaved her 6 year old’s head except for a set of long, hot pink bangs…
It wasn’t even the lady with the most literal tramp stamp ever stamped – simply the word “TRAMP” tattooed, in all caps, above her rear..
My lack of understanding was only multiplied by the mysterious way the stripes transitioned from horizontal to vertical…
It might have been the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen.
And the only thing I can take away from this experience is that if Jane Fonda ever goes to jail, at least now we know what she would wear.