I’ve been seeing this term thrown around in a lot of the newspaper ads lately, not to mention the Southern Women’s Show… “Certified Bra Fitter”…or a different variety is “Certified Bra Specialist”. And it makes me ponder…how DOES one become a certified in bra fitting? I googled it to satiate my curiosity, but came up […]
The Holiday Shopping (Un)Guide.
I’m sure that all of you have recently received at least one copy of this catalog: Yes, yes. It’s overwhelming, full of millions of things costing billions of dollars, all important items that your kids Need!!! Right!!!! Now!!!! So, I decided to help you out and make your toy buying decisions a little easier. I […]
An Eerily Spot-On Impression…
…for someone not old enough to watch Saturday Night Live. I am afraid that my daughter is going to be a one-upper. She is starting to sound JUST LIKE Kristin Wiig’s unbelievably obnoxious, discomfort-inducing Penelope character on Saturday Night Live. Here’s a sampler, for those not familiar (although it’s much better if watched): Gina: Yeah, […]
Stale, Decayed, Nasty Nostalgia
Chris and I are both very sentimental people. We love to keep things to remind us of days gone by. Granted, most of these things sit in boxes in our basement, like my cast from when I broke my arm in the 7th grade and his “super-cool” favorite Junior High item of clothing – his […]
Men Are Crazy Too.
There are many great mysteries in the world. What happened to Atlantis? How were the Pyramids constructed? Where is Osama Bin Laden Hiding? Why do they still make Mom Jeans? Does Dolly Parton have a boob job or does she not? We can all agree that these are mysteries that may or may not ever […]
Dear, Dear, Dear.
Dear Mister-Genius-Who-Created-The-Self-Cleaning-Oven: Do you think that you could apply your oh-so-amazing abilities to create other self-cleaning Appliances? Namely, a self-cleaning refrigerator? You know, where it could sense when food is past it’s prime (the premium models could even tell before it grew any green fuzz), empty it, put it into the dishwasher, and oh – […]
And I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For…
Go ahead and hate me for getting that U2 song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. It’s in mine too, if that’s any consolation. But besides that, I decided the other day that it was high time to take another look at my Google Search Terms (my first look can be […]
A Better Choice in Rearview Messages!
I might have mentioned once or twice how much I absolutely DESPISE writing on the butts of clothing. I mean – come on. Find a better place to write things! HOWEVER, the pandemic of butt literature just continues to grow. So, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em! And since there seems to be a […]
A Southern Lady’s Guide to Proper Table Etiquette
SOMEBODY who has NO regard for the rigorous fashion in which I am trying to train my daughter into a Southern Belle taught her how to blow bubbles in her milk. It apparently wasn’t an easy lesson to teach. It took concentration, explanation, and demonstration. But they did a thorough job of this training. They […]
Your Online Ticket to a New Life!
Have you noticed how everyone and their third cousin is now attempting a career in Spam Scam Emails? It’s not just the guys in Zimbabwe anymore – I now get them on a daily basis from all over the world, including Madame Petrov in Russia, Senor Martinez in Nicaragua, and even Sir Bennett in England!! […]