I might have mentioned once or twice how much I absolutely DESPISE writing on the butts of clothing. I mean – come on. Find a better place to write things!
HOWEVER, the pandemic of butt literature just continues to grow.
So, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!
And since there seems to be a lacking of positive messages on butts these days, I am now launching a new line of clothing to fill this growing need:
Booty Faith: A Better Choice in Rearview Messages.
That’s right – let’s share the good news with the world the way that the world shares things – on butts!
The first line of clothing that we offer is Virtue Booty. You can choose from many virtues, including Faith:
Tell the world what kind of church you go to!
Is it Baptist?
Or Assembly of God?
Don’t worry, Presbyterians. We as a company completely understand the importance of specifying what sort of Presbyterian you are. So the Presbyterian skirt comes in two customized options as well:
And we don’t just stop at the easy denominations. No way. All you churches out there with names longer than your pews, we have you covered too:
But if you want to be a bit more specific on your beliefs, our third line-up is for you: Theological Booty.
These skirts are great debate starters! Tell people where you stand on the intricate issues of Faith and just wait for all of the opportunities you will have to argue endlessly!!
Or do you tend to debate the other side of the fence?
And of course, your butt is a great place to explain your end times beliefs:
Yes, Booty Faith is finally here, ready and willing to fulfill our society’s need for a better choice in butt messages!
Be sure to keep an eye out for our upcoming Spring 2010 lineup, including Spiritual Gifts and Love Languages!!
Thanks to Rachel from Rambling Robinsons for taking part in this quite ridiculous photoshoot with me!!