Last fall during the American Music Awards, I noticed a very scary trend: the Adult Onesie. It was disturbing, it was edgy, and, as I feared, it was the first step on the way to a new and terribly horrifying trend. The Onesie is now known as . . . . The Romper. If you […]
Disturbing or Hilarious?
Item #1: This toy machine seems to have been very strategically placed at my favorite mall: My Vote: Hilarious. I especially love that ALL of the “toy chests” are missing…as if everyone frantically stocked up on them before going in the store behind it to buy some packaging for their new finds. Item #2: They’re […]
MAMJoB: Moms Against Mom Jeans on Babies.
Mom Jeans. It’s not something that only plagues 50 year olds anymore, or even just misguided 20-somethings. No, it’s seeping down to the very beginnings of our society, trying to infiltrate our babies by starting them off as Mom Jean loyalists at the youngest of age. You know it. You’ve seen it. Too many styles […]
New Studies Prove that Replacing Mom Jeans Can Result in Surgery-Free Liposuction.
In my last post on Mom Jeans, I promised to show you that it can be done – you can be an older, or more “mature” Mom and not have to wear Mom Jeans. In fact, my aim was to show that someone who already admittedly wears dreadful Mom Jeans can be miraculously transformed simply […]
Mom Jeans and the Dreaded “Long Butt”
UPDATED: A Plus Sized Sequel was published on October 12, 2012. Click here to read that post. A few months ago during one of our more “social” small group gatherings (in which all of the guys tend to gravitate to the kitchen to be closest to the snacks while the girls sit in the living […]
History 101 of the Teenage Jean Mutilation Epidemic.
Why do I blog about blue jeans so much? I guess I better create a category just for all of my denim drama. Every generation of teens have their own unique methods for mutilating blue jeans. MUCH to the chagrin of their parents, who just spent money to buy them perfectly new and good jeans. […]
Fool Me Twice. . .
Okay. So you remember my pledge against designer jeans after my first pair ever (that I bought for $22 – 90% off) shredded in 6 months? And then remember how all of YOU kept going on in the comments about how GREAT designer jeans are and how I must have just gotten a bad pair […]
Not-So-Hotlanta
Before I get to today’s Christmas shopping extravaganza, I decided to share a few pictures from our event Dinner at Taverna Plaka last night. If you haven’t read my post about our first trip to this restaurant, you may want to start there to help you with necessary Greek History, like the meaning of the […]
Blogdate? Blupdate? Upblog?
People are always asking me for updates on various storylines and rabbit trails on my blog, so I thought I would just write an update post. For those of you who asked me to keep you updated on the Taubl’s journey on America’s Got Talent, after a gruelingly long audition process (seriously – is it […]
Designer Jeans
I love jeans. I practically live in them, even in the summertime – I’ve never been much of a shorts girl. I have always liked nice jeans, but am much too practical to spend too much on them, so I would categorize myself as a “fashionable, but not HIGH fashion” jeans girl. I’ll spend $50 […]