Why hello there, Thirty.
What’s that? Is that loathing I hear?? You already detest me? But we just met!
Ooooh…you’ve heard about all of the nasty things I’ve been saying about you.
If you thought that was bad, you should have heard all the nasty things I’ve been thinking about you.
But nevertheless, I apologize. We’re in this together now, so we might as well make up and at least try to get along.
Hey!! Stop shooting crow’s feet at me!! And is that a spider vein?? I SAID I’m sorry!!! Didn’t you know that today is my birthday?? Everyone is supposed to be nice to me on my birthday!!
Okay, okay, I know I deserve it. I’ve offended you (and probably half of my readers) with my whining about turning thirty. I’ll make it up to you, mmkay? I’ll write down all the reasons I’m thankful to be leaving my twenties and embracing you.
REASONS I’M THANKFUL TO BE LEAVING MY TWENTIES:
…..aaaaand that’s all I’ve got.
Hey!! I felt that forehead wrinkle! Stop it already!!