Hi – Noah Here.
Normally, I would be maniacally giddy that I got ahold of The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s blog again..
But I don’t quite feel like myself right now.
(Plus, it takes a LOT of coordination to suck a paci and type at the same time – you just have no idea.)
The word on the street is that I’ve got a cold.
I didn’t even know what that was, seeing as how I’ve never been sick in my ENTIRE LIFE.
And I’m not even exaggerating.
It all started with this weird sound coming from my nose the other morning while I was eating my breakfast.
slurp, slurp, snoggle. slurp, slurp, snoggle.
I had a rhythm going and everything was working out okay despite that strange noise… until I sneezed.
And the most bizarre thing happened.
This gigantic wad of sticky green stuff came out of my nose!! I’ve never seen anything like it before (but that’s only because I can’t see into my diapers from what I hear), but it was super cool – it coated me and The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy so thickly that we nearly slid off the bed from the slipperiness!!!
Then, after I ate, The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy stuck this long thing in my nose that started sucking my brains out!!!
It was unbelievably rude and intrusive, and I made sure she knew of my complete dissatisfaction with her service.
…which ended up working out well for me, because she felt so guilty for her brain-sucking that she let me wad her hair up in my biggest hairball creation yet!!
It.
Was.
AWESOME.
…Yes, I might have been milking my cold just a TIIINY bit…
But it didn’t benefit JUST me. The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s attention being consumed completely with my snoggling nose allowed The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali the opportunity to fairify the Furry Thing:
Okay. Obviously, it worked out for me and Ali – maybe not so much for the Furry Thing.
But at any rate, I haven’t let this cold slow me down. I’ve still been working on my Hollywood audition tapes – I am a professional, after all. I’ve especially been working on my star-studded laugh lately… are you ready for this?
Cute – yes, I’m aware that I have that trait. But the REAL winner of a video would have been if I could have held the camera. Then you would have known what I was laughing AT – that woman can do some ca-RAZY things with her face.
Oh – gotta go – here comes that Woman with the brain sucker again.
Oh I love baby laughs! Hope you’re feeling better from that cold soon Noah.
He’s feeling a lot better! It really hasn’t been that bad. Maybe he’ll take sickness in stride…
Poor guy, the brain sucker is the worst and the best all at the same time. And I feel a bit sorry for the cat, but am impressed that the cat even let that happen. Here’s hoping the recovery is quick.
Yes, Brain Suckers are brutal. Ali still runs and hides when she sees one.
Oh wow, that video was so cute it made me want to go out and get knocked up, ha ha! Love it!
Do I need to post a antidote video of him screaming?? ;)
Aww I am sorry Noah, I hope you feel better soon! I hate colds. Loved the audition tape, I love love love baby laughs. Hearing a baby laugh makes all the troubles of the day disappear.
I hope you feel better soon, so you don’t have to have your brain sucked again.
My favorite sound!!
That video is too adorable! What a sweetie.
Love the post Noah! You make me laugh. :) I especially loved the “tiny” picture and the farifying the cat. Too funny. Hope you feel better soon!!!
As a microbiologist, I love that you used the word malaise! So few (including myself until about 5 years ago) even know what it means. Your blog is great as always. Thanks for sharing:)
Thanks! :) I love rare words.. makes stuff so much more interesting! I must try to use more of them.
I hope you are getting all well and will laugh for me next week. I cannot wait to see you and the sister who calls herself Ali.
The video is SO cute! And my kids all hated the bulb syringe, too. Made me feel like a bad mommy at times. But necessary, all the same. :)
I love it. He’s too cute. :) :) I hope he gets better soon. :) Looks like he’s still having some fun though.
Noah is sooooo cute, gotta love those smiles & baby giggles nothing better!!!