Have you been itching to house a collection of multicolored Furbys around your neck?
Or are you looking for the perfect sports bra to give you coverage and support you crave as you run your next race?
Or are you done with boot season and looking for the ideal cool summer sandal?
I am here for you, and I want to be your personal shopper.
I want to find you distressed denim boots for your every need,
The perfect shirt with which to impress your boyfriend’s family with your class and sophistication, paired with the most complimentary pants for the outfit.
And I want to make you sparkle like the star that you are. (Though that criteria might cost you a bit of starry-eyed dough.)
I don’t want you to feel fenced in by your clothes…
I want you to reflect your true self in the sheen of your knee!
And if you’re ready to let your toes peep out while keeping your knees securely covered, I’ve got that look ready to go, too.
….Or whatever body part you want to let peek out. There’s a peeker choice for all of ‘em.
….and every combination of ‘em.
Got tiny scars from getting your gall bladder removed? We will cut your dress so that it shows only the perfect quadrants of your belly.
Love the high/low look but prefer the backs of your knees to the front? We’ve got you covered/uncovered.
Whether your style is Little House on the Prairie,
Or Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman,
I have you SO covered. I even have you covered if your style is Under the Covers.
I can even help you find that perfect pair of leggings that hides and minimizes, drawing attention up toward your beautiful face.
But wait! Is your genre KellyAnne Conway at an inauguration party? It’s KellyAnne Conway I’ll give you.
You want the comfort of a maxi dress and the style of a romper? YES! I can EVEN do that!!
And swimsuits! Yes, swimsuits. Do you want to make sure people know you’re high-strung?
Or poisonous to the touch?
And if you’re a ruffly, girly kind of girl, I will ruffle you from top to bottom.
And finally. For the ultimate fashion staple, denim.
Have you been reading my jeans posts and want to make sure your pockets aren’t too high? I have fire insurance pants for you.
Because there’s NOTHING as useful as calf pockets.
I am ready to hear from you. Let me help you with all your fashion needs.