So I’m sick, and do not feel a tiny bit like writing. I was not sick all weekend but also did not feel like writing.

(I actually don’t think I opened my computer from Friday through Sunday. It’s probably going through withdrawals. It appreciates your thoughts and prayers.)

But thankfully, I don’t have to think to be able to write. iPhones are so smart they will make up entire run-on sentences eternally. Just push those gray word buttons and voila! What Siri thinks I want to say:

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Apparently I have a problem with addictions and fun. Or addiction to fun.

I discovered this fun game that I named “Drunk Siri” a while back. Every now and then, I’ll go on a spree and send a Drunk Siri text to Chris.

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Sadly, Chris is unfazed by Drunk Siri.

Drunk Siri was my own little game – my personal inside joke, if you will – until I set Noah up to text on an old iPad that he was fortunate enough to inherit.

Noah cannot read.

Noah cannot sound out words.

But, amidst garbled letters and the overuse of emoji, Noah can say creepy things with the help of Drunk Siri.

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I feel like he might actually have College Stoner Siri.

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Make that College Stoner Surfing Siri.

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At least College Stoner Surfing Siri has enough foresight to make plans for the weekend.

So. Entertain me until I emerge from my ailments with enough brainpower to write again. If you have an iPhone or iPad, use that little gray word prompt to see what Drunk Siri says for you. Then copy and paste and comment it, and we’ll see if it provides great insight into all of your problems.

Tip: If the gray line of words isn’t showing up for you, drag it back down by pulling on the gray bar between the text screen and the keyboard.

24 thoughts on “Let Siri Do The Talking

  1. I have an Android, but it will do this while texting, too.

    “I think they had ridden together,but they had parked their carts side by side in such a way the a third one couldn’t fit through to get around them. There were two of the laundry room . The only thing that I haven’t emailed you for a while either.”

    Well, I have to say, mine isn’t as crazy as it could be. :)

  2. Hi rather be in a while ago but the fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow.

    Well. That’s certainly gibberish.

  3. Lol. Lol I don’t think so we could do you think it’s a boat and you want me there? If so and YOU will probably not be there in a certain region, no idea how English language and you didn’t want me there are a few things I think we can have a good thing to go back and you want to go see it to the okay for you.

  4. I don’t have to go out and get the best of all the way it is not an option for me to the game and a few days and then you have no idea how many times do it for a long time to be a great way to get the chance to get my hair done tomorrow night at a time when the sun goes down to a YouTube playlist a lot more to come back in the morning is the only way to the game and a few days and then you have no idea how many times do it for a long time to be a great way to get the chance to get my hair done and over and done with the best thing to be a good one

    Clearly I am worried about getting my hair done before the game. Ha!

  5. My kids have been playing this game for months! I thought we were the only ones. Now for my contribution:

    I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one.

    Apparently I use the same words over and over again.

    1. I should clarify (because my child just told me to) that they choose any of the three words that pop up not just the first one.

  6. You know that the company has to go back and the rest of the best of luck with your friends are like the new one is the most important thing is a great way for a while and then I was in a statement from a distance between us and the first place for a while to figure out how much I love my life and the rest of the day before. The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better.

    Feel better soon

  7. I’m not going anywhere else in the morning to all my life and the rest of the year before the end zone for a while ago but it was not immediately available to the gym.

  8. Hey man. he is the most part, I have to be delivered in the world, but it was the first to review this booking confirmation for the use the following week, but not sure what the heck out.

    Then it kept repeating booking confirmation… I’m glad it said heck instead of anything worse :)
    Hope you feel better soon.

  9. And I have to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a good day to be a good day to day basis of the day I will be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a good day.

    So in closing, have a good day.

  10. The fact I can do is get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don’t think that you are so many things. I do it again I have a great way for a few years back. The fact I can be the first half of the year and I don’t think that I have a great way for a few years back.

    Punctuation marks apparently change drunk Siri,

  11. Ok Unicoi the office of a computer screen, but it proved that you are not feeling good about the new year to the zoo too much of a computer screen, but it proved that you are not feeling good about the new year to the zoo too much of a computer screen, but it proved that you are not feeling good about the new year to the zoo too much of a computer screen…

    Apparently, Drunk Droid is a bit sloshed, he keeps repeating himself.

  12. I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns….

    My phone is very considerate when drunk.

  13. Mine is android but this is mine — “Hi there was an error in my craft a lot to do it for a while and I am interested in helping me with the nude pics and videos from the library can be a great idea thanks” — and then it started filling in my work address and title. Ifeel like I have to state FOR THE RECORD I have never texted nor received nor asked for nude pics and videos!!!! not from the library nor at work!!! :D

  14. Yes you can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the year and I don’t think it was the best of the year and I don’t think it was the best of the best way for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the best thing to say I don’t think it was a great way of the year of high quality of life and the best thing to say I don’t think it was the first year in a while ago.

    (Do I use the words “best” and “year” a lot?!? LOL)

    Hope you are feeling better today. We have sickies over here too – praying it passes quickly!

  15. Although cautionary note for those of us playing with significant others who are trying to talk us into major purchases… Drunk Siri “Yes you can get it right away” DH: “Ok I’ll order the stereo stuff now. “

  16. That is the best way to get a chance to win the game is at the end of the most important thing in the high castle. The only thing I can do it for the first time in my life and I will be able to get the weapon of my favorite part in this case.

    Well. We obviously watched “The Man in the High Castle” recently and I apparently need a weapon? (We love this game, too! We add punctuation so the sentences won’t run too long, though. That’s what I did above, too.)

  17. The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I’m going back and I don’t think that it was just about every day for a few years ago when he was in my life and death in my head.

    Wow. I think my Siri needs to be in a psych ward…

  18. The fact I can see you soon as possible and a lot more fun and addicting and I don’t think that you are so many things I do it again I have a great way for me you love it and it is not an issue of whether it was just about every day I have a great way

    “have a great way?” what the heck?

  19. Hope you’re feeling better. I also have a Droid, but here goes.

    I’m going on the way I am going on the way to go back and I have been in touch with you and your family and friends and family and friends and your mom to come in the next week to discuss with the following new year.

  20. It is funny that you wrote this post recently, because just a few days ago I let my 2 year old daughter text emoticons to her uncle, then suddenly with zero gibberish she sent this sentence
    “We have one bag of beards I’ve been wanting to get rid of”
    That really made my day.

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