Just Because It’s Friday…


“Hey Mommy. Is my butt still clean?”

“You mean your bottom? Clean from what?”

“My bath last night.”

“I mean, probably…why?”

“Well, I’ve touched it twice today with my hand and haven’t washed it.” (Holding up a finger.)

“You touched your bottom with that finger?”

“Oh no I touched my butt with my whole hand. Both times.”

“Hmm. Well, I guess you could smell your bottom and see if it was clean…”

“Oh MY. I sure smelled it earlier in the bathroom when I pooped. It smelled TERRIBLE.”

“I see.”

“Oh – and I didn’t flush, either – since I stopped up the toilet the other day and Daddy told me not to flush that night. You should go see if I used too much toilet paper. So is my butt still clean?”

“You should probably go wash your hands. Just in case.”


Leave your comment below!


  1. Heather Neufeld says:

    Oh Noah….. Noah Noah Noah…. Oh Noah. :)

  2. Life with boys is never boring is it?

  3. Noah logic is staggering at times. :)

  4. Yup. Truth.

  5. Well, at least he asked.

  6. I always knew you had two smart kids. So cute too! You’re writing this down, right? Oh, wait…LOL

  7. Lol! So funny.

  8. Little boys are great!

Speak Your Mind