Only in Alabama would you find this postcard hanging on someone’s Refrigerator:
(My Parent’s fridge, if you’re wondering. Mom said she hung it front and center because she didn’t want to forget to take advantage of that great offer from the local dump – that’s bargain shopping at it’s…nitty-grittiest.)
Only a Beer WEEK could last 10 days.
Only my kid would make the mental leap to assume that if she’s put in time out, she must also be required to keep her eyes closed.