ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE CAME IN CONTACT WITH OR READ MATERIAL WRITTEN BY RACHEL FROM THE BLOG “GRASPING FOR OBJECTIVITY IN MY SUBJECTIVE LIFE” DURING THE DATES 8/20/09 TO 8/24/09 AND HAVE SINCE CONTRACTED THE MOPEY MINDYS, THE NERVOUS NELLIES, THE SLEEPY SUSIES OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF MENTAL DISTURBANCE, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO A SETTLEMENT. COMMENT NOW FOR A CLAIM EVALUATION TO SEE IF YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO BE INCLUDED IN A NOW-PENDING CLASS-ACTION APOLOGY!
Rachel was found to be taking an allergy drug to which she had all, yes ALL of the side effects cited in the “Discontinue use and call your doctor immediately” list. However, this was not discovered until late Monday night, when after four days of stress, near misses with tears, irritability, sleepiness yet sleeplessness and TOTAL lack of sense of humor, she broke her principal of not reading the side effects on medicines to discover that she was one of those rare exceptions to the “Allergy medicines can’t make you a maniacal raving crazy person” rule.
After discontinuing use immediately, Rachel has returned to “normal”, and has decided that phlegm in perpetuity is a better option (for EVERYONE) than total lack of emotional control.
So, if you believe that you or a loved might have been affected by this blight in her and her blog’s existence, please APPLY NOW now to be included in the pending class-action apology and don’t miss your chance for JUSTICE!
If you wish to be excluded from, or object to this settlement, you must file your objection and/or request for exclusion no later than September 30, 2009.