Wait. . .what’s that I see? A bird? An airplane? No, It’s Ali!! The Slappey Communications Morale Booster!!!! She’s landing right in the lobby!!!
(cue superhero theme song music) :
“Ali – Superhero Morale Booster!!
Da da da dum!”
Gina’s having an emotional day?
Don’t cry because of T-Mobile! Ali is here!!
uh oh – Mark is stressed and feeling overwhelmed?
Never fear! Ali is here!!!!
Nicole – too many technicians make you angry today?
Time to feel better! Ali is here!
Happy time! Ali is here!
Kirk – dazed and confused by conflicting programming requests?
Let Ali write the code! She’ll get it done in no time!
Wait! No, Mark!! Don’t kill Gina – being an airhead is not a killing offense!!
Yes, it’s true – she’s the REAL power behind the big desk!!
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