Chris can come up with the best ideas for my blog. Both Baby Tips and The Moment of Truth: Special Edition were his ideas, and I adored them from the moment he told me about them. It doesn’t happen often, but when he says “I might have a good idea for a blog post”, I know it’s going to be good.

So this was his latest idea – Top Ten Rejected Mommy Blog Names, along with their subtitles.

I loved it!

He didn’t, however, help me out with any of the actual names. And after spending a week mulling it in the back of my mind, I realized that this writing assignment was harder than I expected.

And I don’t feel like I completely did the idea justice, so I’m going to ask for your help.

I just KNOW that there are some awesome jokes out there still to be made.

So, if you can think of a good “rejected Mommy Blog name”, please put it in your comments on this post. And you just might be entered into a contest a little later in the week. AND you just might have your idea published at 5 Minutes for Parenting. If between us we can come up with at least ten really great ones, I will post it on April 4th for “A Dose of Humor“.

Oh – and be sure to let me know which ones are your favorites – of both mine and ones that people comment in, so I know which ones to go with.

So, without further ado, here are my. . .

Top 10 Rejected Mommy Blog Names


Mommy’s Book of Blame
. . .and other fun moments in the life of a family.


Parenting according to Britney
. . .includes tips on toddler driving lessons and more!


I LOVE Stephanie’s Adventures in Babywearing blog, so how about. . .

Adventures in Babysharing

. . .Please! Can you keep my baby?? Just for a couple of days??


We all appreciate Bloggy Giveaways, but how about. . .

Bloggy Takeaways
. . .everything you ever needed to know about how to carry out identity theft.


There’s Swanky Moms, and then there’s. . .

Skanky Moms
. . .Where the how-is-she-allowed-to-be-a-Mom’s hang out.


So we’ve all seen stuff titled about the Proverbs 31 Woman, but what about. . .

The Proverbs 7 Woman
. . .With open arms to the world.


Popping Pampers and Prozac
. . .because one always seems to precede the other.


Pole Dancing and Potty Training
. . . how one working mother handles both.


One Mom Among Many
. . . musings of a Polygamist housewife.


And the number one rejected Mommy Blog name, instead of 5 Minutes for Mom. . .

5 Years for Mom
. . .Bringing Incarcerated Moms Together.

11 thoughts on “Top Ten Rejected Mommy Blog Names

  1. Those were HILARIOUS!! I can’t really think of one to add, but I wanted to comment anyway. I especially like 5 Years for Mom and Popping Pampers and Prozac. LOL!

  2. Thanks so much!! And please, absolutely feel free to comment if you don’t have one to add!! I never meant for comments to only be for those contributing. . . I was starting to wonder why no one had commented – maybe that’s why!!! I guess that since it was a hard assignment for me, it is a hard assignment for everyone.

  3. You know all the Two for the Price of One, Three for the Price of One blogs?

    How about, “Four for the Price of Six”
    Who are we kidding? Having multiples is expensive?!

  4. Well, how about in light of that show, “Wife Swap” we have a blog like this:

    Baby Swap
    creative ways to swap your baby for that cuter one in the hospital and getting away with it

    Yeah, that one’s more frightening than funny.

  5. I misspelled a word so I had to do it again. It would have driven me crazy.

    Great list. This is pretty hard, but I’ve got two for you. Everyone has heard of Jon and Kate + 8, so how about: Single Mom + 14. Or

    Octopi: Adventures in Invitro

  6. Breast Feeding Bacardi
    ~Enjoying the social life and nourishing my baby, one drink at a time~

    Haha! I have no idea. There are some good ones above. I like ‘Pole Dancing and Potty Training’ and the ‘Baby Swap’ name mentioned above.

  7. Funny. I think I may have some extended family members who could use this one:

    Manners schmanners (how to raise 6 kids without ever teaching them the word please)

  8. Ok – how about “Diaper Pins and Needles” – How to take care of baby and shoot up at the same time.

    Can’t outdo yours though – love pole dancing and potty training or One Mom among Many!

    kherbrand at comcast dot net

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