All photos taken from one performance during the finale of American Idol. If you fast-forwarded through it, you really missed out.
Hey, um, Jennifer? You do realize that Paula isn’t on the show anymore, right?
And I think she wants her hair back.
Oh – and the 1994 Mother of the Bride that you ripped that dress off of? She’s calling your lawyer.
Hey Jennifer… you DID know that Santa Claus isn’t real, right?
Nope, the Easter Bunny isn’t either.
Nor the Tooth Fairy.
Hey Jennifer – is that a spider on your teleprompter?
Oh – false alarm – it was just the reflection of your eyelashes.
Hey Jennifer – you know that Simon isn’t on the show anymore, right?
But if he were, he might tell you that you were “being a bit indulgent”. And to not eat your microphone.
Oh! Speaking of your microphone, is that a roach on it?
Yes, yes I think it is. Or was. Was it tasty?
What? What’s wrong? It crawled down your throat?
And you can’t get it back out??
Perhaps you should just swallow. Quickly.
Oh – nope – here it comes.
There. All better? Oh – just one more minute?
Oh my. You’re excused.
Hey Jennifer – You did realize that “The Higher the Hair, the Closer to Lord Above” isn’t really a bible verse, right?
Nope, and the little girl on Toddlers and Tiaras who, when getting her own hair teased, said “Jack it up for Jesus”, was also not quoting scriptures.
Hey Jennifer – what are you doing?
Oh goodness. You’re excused.
Yes, you’re right. That does smell funky.
Oh – I think Jessica may have smelled it, too.
Now now, Jessica. Be nice. Jennifer’s feelings are fragile.