Hi, virtual people! Noah here! So I just found out that The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali guest blogged yesterday. And let me tell you – my first reaction was not happiness on her behalf. I’M the guest blogging kid around here – not her!! And besides that, I had just pitched an awesome blog […]
The Gyrobowl: Smarter Than A Baby?
Hi World – It’s Noah, back as a guest blogger again! (Did ya miss me??) I know, I know. I haven’t been blogging as much as I used to, but I’m far too busy in my evil plot to destroy all of The Servant’s electronic devices to actually sit down and use one. (Hey – […]
Baby v. Food
Hi! Noah Here. And welcome to Baby v. Food! I’m a food fanatic who’s only been eating for about two months, but I haven’t yet met anything I didn’t like to eat – food or otherwise. Now I’m on a mouthwatering journey to pig out as often as possible, and take on the Mommy’s most […]
Mysteries of the Deep.
Hi! Noah here. So last weekend, The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy and that guy she hangs around all the time took me to this weird new place. And let me just say – it didn’t taste so hot. It was kind of like the big bathtub I told you about last time, but even […]
Dropping Off the Kids at the Pool.
Hi, blog world. Noah here. So The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy took some, what she called, “Stinkin’ Adorable” pictures of me last weekend, so she asked me if I could come up with a blog post to go along with them. (You know, so it didn’t look like she was just filling up her […]
Cribs.
So Noah wrote this post over a month ago, and I just haven’t gotten around to posting it for him. He’s not too happy with me about that, complaining that a quarter of his life has gone by since then, and he looks nothing like he did back then. And really, he’s right. Now if […]
Attack of the Greeks.
Noah here. I’ve got a lot on my mind today, so The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy said I could use her blog to sort it all out. You see, Ali warned me about our Greek Heritage, and the resulting follicular fallout that has already attacked her. She said that it would likely ravage my […]
Infantile Malaise
Hi – Noah Here. Normally, I would be maniacally giddy that I got ahold of The Servant Who Calls Herself Mommy’s blog again.. But I don’t quite feel like myself right now. (Plus, it takes a LOT of coordination to suck a paci and type at the same time – you just have no idea.) […]
Hollywood.
Hi there – Noah here. The servant that calls herself “Mommy” told me that I had a lot of fans from my last post, so I decided to guest blog for her again. Plus, both servants ditched me at the Grandparents for the first time and fled town to one of Mommy’s favorite places for […]
In Which His Life Flashes Before His Eyes.
So. I did WAY TOO MUCH talking here last week. Those answer posts all went ridiculously over my self-inflicted-words-per-post-quota. And now, thanks to those posts (and probably much more thanks to a tiny creature who likes to keep me awake at night), I’m left exhausted. So. Anyone want to take over blogging for me? Raise […]